Paris Hilton isn't SO dumb...

I posted this on Myspace a while ago, but I think it deserves a spot here too. Some real pearls of wisdom! ;) Gotta love Paris Hilton!


On illusion:

~Act ditzy. Lose things. It throws people off and makes them think you're "adorable," and less together than you really are.

On your wardrobe:

~If you're happy, wear pink. If you're depressed, wear black.

On proper sleep habits:

~Never, ever wake up before ten; never go to bed before three. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal. Anyone can be normal. How boring. I'm yawning.

On healthy eating:

~Never go on the Atkins diet. Or the South Beach Diet. Even if you are in South Beach. Especially if you are in South Beach. If you are in South Beach, eat more.

On fear:

~Fear nothing...except insects.

On your image:

~There's a big difference between being fun and provocative and being totally over-the-top and gross. Know how to tread that fine line...in stilettos.

On sin & happiness:

~Eat as much chocolate as you can. Chocolate seems sinful, and therefore makes you happy.

On making sure people notice you:

~The way I keep people wondering about me is to smile all the time and say as little as possible. Smile beautifully, smile big, smile confidently, and everyone thinks you've got all kinds of secret things going on. And that keeps them wanting more. And when they want more, you are automatically interesting.

aaaaaand Life's Ultimate Advice:

~If all else fails, act bored. Not boring. There's a huge difference...