Sunday, April 27, 2008

TEAM BARBIE!!!!

I was watching the news the other day, and apparently Barbie doll sales are on the decline, thanks to the rise of a new fashion doll: the seriously unfortunate and trashy looking Bratz dolls.

I am well aware that Barbie has had her own share of controversy--unrealistic body proportions and whatnot--but seriously, get a grip people. Bratz dolls actually look like skanked out teenagers, sporting micro- mini skirts and obnoxiously huge lips. The barely-legal looking dolls look like they are about to hit the club and snort some coke. They look like inflatable sex dolls with seriously bad attitudes. Even the name--"Bratz"--is not a term I would want my daughters associating with something cool or fashionable.

Barbie, on the other hand, is a classic fashion icon that goes back generations. She has evolved with the culture and spends a large portion of her free time outside the club. Barbie goes to the beach. She plays tennis and walks her dogs with her younger sisters, Skipper and Stacie. She has a diverse group of friends and has picnics with her boyfriend, Ken. She is a doctor, a teacher, an astronaut, a ballerina. She embraces all cultures and has even spent time being Italian, Chinese, or Native American. Barbie cruises town in a hot pink corvette and lives in a luxurious mansion, both of which she presumably paid for herself. She represents fashion on all levels--cute to sexy to trendy to haute couture. What a travesty that parents are choosing Bratz over Barbie.

And on a more superficial note, Bratz dolls have to be about the ugliest toy I have ever seen (aside from Cabbage Patch.) There really is no comparison--the pictures below explain it all.


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For further Barbie browsing, visit http://angelicdreamz.com/store/barbie.html and http://www.barbiecollector.com/. They sell so many of the vintage, special edition, and designer Barbies, and there are plenty of pictures!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

This is why I'm single

*This is actually a post I started back in November, that I just found saved in my drafts section. I am publishing it now because it is HI-LARIOUS in hindsight.*

11/14/07

So today, I walk into the hotel for this conference I have to help run for work, and immediately this GORGEOUS guy starts eyeing me. Dark hair, bright blue eyes, Air Force uniform, Air force body...HOT. And he is like, glancing up and smiling at me every time we pass each other.

Then my bosses are like, "Okay, you can go home now, Nikki." So I go to the bathroom to pee one more time before my long metro ride back home, and on my way back, he catches up with me and starts talking to me. He is even more gorgeous up close, and his name is Trent. We are chit-chatting: "Where are you from? What do you do? Etc, etc." And then he's like, "So what is fun to do in DC?" After I give him some ideas, he says, "Too bad you're leaving... do you think you would want to come out tonight? Dinner or a drink or something? I need a guide in DC!"

I immediately get all shy and flustered, and for some ridiculous reason I say no! "I have to go back home actually...I'm having dinner with my sister."

LAME. Such a lie. A lame lie. The poor thing had a hard time asking me in the first place. I kept telling myself that saying yes would be dumb, because what if he's some charming serial killer just in town to do his work and then jet back to Boston? I should have at least asked for his number so that I could call him if I changed my mind--once I stopped being shy. Ugh. I'm so sad. I suck. I fail. I can't even accept dates from guys I'm actually attracted to.

And this is why I am single.

Olympics in China ...?

Everyone is all aflutter because of the upcoming Olympic games in Beijing, and with good reason, thanks to China's vile human rights record.

Some individuals, including presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, are calling on the President to boycott the opening ceremonies, and others are even urging Americans to boycott the games altogether as a sign of of solidarity against Chinese policies. I'm not so sure that's a great idea. Why would we shun our very own hard-working athletes like that, at a world-recognized event that supposedly transcends politics? We showed up for the 1936 games in Nazi Germany, and again for the 1980 games in Soviet Moscow, and kicked some serious ass both times. Let's do it again! Somehow I doubt that China gives a flip if Dubya shows up anyway.

AND... if we really want to send the world a message and take a stand against China's horrific record, maybe we shouldn't be carrying out such extensive economic business with them, right...? What about THAT, Miz Clinton?!
**CORRECTION** Woops... Apparently we DID boycott the 1980 Olympics... my bad.