Monday, October 22, 2007

See, I like dogs too! :)

In honor of my Lacey coming to stay with me for a week... This is precious:


A Dog's Purpose

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why."

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation.

He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life -- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right? Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."

Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Be always grateful for each new day.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Fall is Here

This past weekend, I took some time off from the party thing (haha) to enjoy some quality autumn time with my sister & co. I'm not a HUGE fall/winter kinda person but I love the holidays more than anything! Halloween and Christmas are my two favorite holidays ever, and I'm so in the spirit!!! New Years makes for a close third favorite, though I've never done much for it. But after that... it's all down hill until spring.

So I started off the season at Pumpkinville in Leesburg, where we looked at pumpkins (obvi), drank cider, pet baby goats, ate popcorn and fresh apples, played in haystacks, and enjoyed the beautiful, crisp weather! And took lots of pictures, of course...






Yayyyyyyy Halloweeen!!!!!

I make a difference! Or something like that...

This month is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, which is all fine and dandy, but it means LOTS of donation requests. I'm normally good at avoiding those pesky salespeople who won't give me my purchase until they've given their schpiel: "Would you please donate $5 to help underprivileged/chronically ill/orphaned children today? Your donation could save a life!" I feel a slight twinge of guilt, but convince myself that the majority of my $5 will go to the company, not the poor orphan. I smile and say "Not today, thanks!" as graciously as possible, and then make my exit.

But, a couple of weeks ago, I gave my $5 to Macy's, in the hope of finding the cure for breast cancer. It wasn't because I'm generous and philanthropic, though. It was because Macy's promised me a $10 off coupon for my next purchase of $35 or more plus a 20% discount on some other purchase. I tilted my head and thought for a second, then said "Sure, I'd love to donate $5 to breast cancer research!"

So there I was, feeling all good about myself, when I realized that I only gave because they gave me something in return. What kind of charity is that?! What kind of a horrible person am I?! Sadness... I suck!!!!

For the rest of the month, I have been giving to breast cancer every time they ask. AND I haven't been getting anything in return! Well, except for that box of chocolate cookies with the pink ribbon from Safeway...

But for reals people, here's a way to help in the fight against cancer/poverty/the Amazon/puppies/You-name-it without spending a penny! Hooray!!! :)

Thursday, October 11, 2007

You're nobody... until you're talked about.


It's a little sad how obsessed I am with the CW's latest guilty pleasure, "Gossip Girl," which is basically about f*cked up rich beautiful people. It's probably even sadder that Wendi and I have a running commentary on AIM while we're watching it. But it makes Wednesday nights so much more exciting!

BTW, Dan Humphrey = my future husband.

Friday, October 5, 2007

It's Britney, bitch!

New Britney song a "smash" hit!

NEW YORK (AP) -- Britney Spears is finally catching a break.

Britney Spears' new song, "Gimme More," is at No. 3 on Billboard's Hot 100, the nation's primary pop chart.


Her new song, "Gimme More," is now a success on the music charts -- despite the pop star's turbulent personal life and the humiliation of her much-panned performance at MTV's Video Music Awards.


This week, "Gimme More" -- released to radio stations in August -- topped Billboard's Hot Digital Songs chart at No. 1 with 179,000 downloads, and jumped from No. 68 to No. 3 on Billboard's Hot 100.

The song is the first single from her new album, set for release November 13.



Hooray!!! Britney, come back!!! I miss you!!! =)

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Paris Hilton isn't SO dumb...

I posted this on Myspace a while ago, but I think it deserves a spot here too. Some real pearls of wisdom! ;) Gotta love Paris Hilton!


On illusion:

~Act ditzy. Lose things. It throws people off and makes them think you're "adorable," and less together than you really are.

On your wardrobe:

~If you're happy, wear pink. If you're depressed, wear black.

On proper sleep habits:

~Never, ever wake up before ten; never go to bed before three. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal. Anyone can be normal. How boring. I'm yawning.

On healthy eating:

~Never go on the Atkins diet. Or the South Beach Diet. Even if you are in South Beach. Especially if you are in South Beach. If you are in South Beach, eat more.

On fear:

~Fear nothing...except insects.

On your image:

~There's a big difference between being fun and provocative and being totally over-the-top and gross. Know how to tread that fine line...in stilettos.

On sin & happiness:

~Eat as much chocolate as you can. Chocolate seems sinful, and therefore makes you happy.

On making sure people notice you:

~The way I keep people wondering about me is to smile all the time and say as little as possible. Smile beautifully, smile big, smile confidently, and everyone thinks you've got all kinds of secret things going on. And that keeps them wanting more. And when they want more, you are automatically interesting.

aaaaaand Life's Ultimate Advice:

~If all else fails, act bored. Not boring. There's a huge difference...

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Let's laser some corneas!

*Addendum to previous post*

I had an eye doctor's appointment the other day, and it was a truly enlightening experience. I've been to the eye doctor yearly since I was like, 8, but for some reason, this visit really intrigued me...

...which brought me to my latest whim: OPTOMETRY!!!

The doctor told me that the little black specks I sometimes see in my peripheral vision are little bits of eye jelly, and if I see too many of them too often, it means my retina is detaching! FASCINATING. And here I thought all along that I was just hallucinating. I'M HOOKED!

Talk about a cool job. You don't have to sit at a desk all day. And you get to meet all sorts of people...and give them the gift of vision! How noble! And how cool would it be to laser someone's cornea?! Plus, eyes are pretty.

One downside: ophthalmology = med school = $$$ = majorly hard work = UGH. But to laser corneas... maybe it's worth it?! Or maybe I'll just settle for optometry. Decisions, decisions...

Career Woes

There seems to be a sense of job discontent in the air. I always said I wanted a job I was excited to wake up for every morning, but it seems like all I can do every day is sit on g-chat and complain with my friends about how bored we are. Don't get me wrong--we are all very gainfully employed and we appreciate the pay check! But we often wonder if *insert respective career field here* is really what we want to pursue for the rest of our lives.

This is especially important to me because--let's be honest here--the trophy wife option is an increasingly distant possibility, due to my stubborn resistance to falling in love...HA. So, I need to find something that will motivate me and excite me.
Like politics, entertainment/fashion, talking, being on camera, and interacting with people!

Here are some
ideas I've been mulling about for some time, and the *dream positions* within each field that I fantasize about :)

~ Broadcast journalism
*Anchor or correspondent for a major news network. Enough with the grumpy old men telling us what's going on in the world!
*
Correspondent or host for E! Entertainment. Guiliana's going down!
*
The next Kelly Ripa
*
White House Press Secretary

~ Public Relations/Affairs
*
Either in politics, fashion, or entertainment. Ideally, something controversial ;)

~ Government
*
Foreign policy... National Security Advisor! (Watch out!!!)
*Intelligence analyst
*Emergency response

~ Magazine Editor/Contributor
*
Washingtonian. Allure. Newsweek. National Geographic!

~ Event Planner
*Samantha on Sex and the City (isn't that what she does?)
*Event photographer!

And of course, there's always the running away to LA and become an A-list movie star option. Thoughts???



Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Should I get this tattoo?



Just a rough sketch, of course. :) Thanks Ali!

Food for Thought

"One's life, viewed as a whole, is always the answer to the most important questions. Along the way, does it matter what one says, what words and principles one chooses to justify oneself? At the very end, one's answers to the questions the world has posted...are to be found in the facts of one's life.

Who are you? What did you actually want? What could you actually achieve? At what points were you loyal or disloyal or brave or a coward? And one answers as best one can...but that's not so important. What's important is that finally one answers with one's life."

~Embers, Sandor Marai

Monday, October 1, 2007

Cats > Dogs


It's no secret that I am a feline enthusiast. I actually love all animals (well, all of the cute fuzzy ones), but I've always had a particular affinity for cats. And there is NOTHING in the world more precious than a kitten. Sometimes I worry that my interest in cats borders on obsession. But I never worry for long =)
I think this is because I want to be like a cat, which is funny, because I've always had more of a puppy personality. Dogs need constant attention, lots of food, and they make you clean up the sh*t they leave exposed all over your back yard. Dogs whine. They yap. They cling. They drool. They GROVEL. You have to wake up at 6 in the morning to let them out.

CATS, on the other hand, don't really need anybody. They give affection on their own terms, on their own time. Cats are independent and clever, and they keep themselves clean and pretty. They never over-do anything, and when they get sleepy, they simply curl up in one of the cozy spots they've sealed off for themselves, and snooze in sunbeams for hours on end. Conversely, a cat is adventurous and loves to explore. It can entertain itself indefinitely, finding amusement out of the simplest of pleasures... like a grape, for instance. Or maybe even a pencil.



Additionally, cats are beautiful and they know it. No games. No pretending. No groveling. They don't care what anyone else thinks and express their emotions as they wish. They can purr, but they know when to bring out the claws..no one can mess with a kitty! Cats confidently mind their own business and don't go around sniffing anyone else's behind. Plus, their affection is equally sincere as any dog's... minus the drool. And you can cuddle with them and not smell bad afterwards. YAY!

As Mark Twain said: "Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." And we all know Mark Twain was a pretty smart dude. =)

More cat quotes and pictures of my current kitty [and BFF] Annie!

"If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
- Mark Twain

"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
- Mary Bly

"I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know."
- Abroad with Mark Twain and Eugene Field, Fisher

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. "
- Jeff Valdez

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
- Leonardo da Vinci

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American Proverb (I must be SO lucky!!!)

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Unknown

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul

"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat."
- Tay Hohoff

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill (HAHA)

Circadian rhythms

You know that time of day when you just kinda lose it? When you can't focus, can't think straight... You can't even keep your eyes open and all you seem capable of is curling up in a ball and passing out? Well, those are called circadian rhythms, and they vary from person to person and somehow relate to the earth's rotations (so I've heard.. I'm not TOTALLY making this up!) Well, it's a little past 2:30 and they've hit... hardcore... zzzzzzz.


Too bad I'm at work =(